Bananas: Kevin Federline, K-Fed to only the most banal and gullible, is a celebrity for being a celebrity. He’s either a genius of self-parody or an obedient puppet for his handler, but either way he’s the guy we hate to love to love to hate. Watch him rock out like a spastic but sullen monkey to the Peanut Butter Jelly Time song in this mash-up of an Access Hollywood-type promo spot. Is it sad because it’s funny or funny because it’s sad at http://tinyurl.com/bxz4q.

Deco découvert: Holy retro, Batman! All you need to redecorate your swanky, swingin’ pad with some new artwork is this blog and an account on one of those photo printing services like at Future Shop or Loblaws. The bloggisto at Bubblegum Fink posts hi-res scans of the best ’60s-’70s Hanna Barbera Zombie Monster Mash, Sid ’n’ Marty Krofft kitsch money can’t buy. So stock up on some dollar store frames and get nailing at http://bubblegumfink.blogspot.com/.

Comments? Michael Citrome