Greased up: Food court culture isn’t ingrained in the DNA of urban Montrealers, but out in the vast veldt of the suburbs, hanging around at the mall is as normal as, say, dressing up like an emo caricature and simulating indigence in some calculatedly divey Plateau bar—but I digress. Fast Food Fever is all about mixing fast food items to form new, über-greasy superfoods, and photographing and consuming the results. There’s Sproke, the bastard hybrid of Coke and Sprite, the McNugget Burger, which layers chicken by-product onto a cheeseburger and carries a risk of choking, and the highly unlikely Froke—half Frosty, half Coke, all toxic sludge. Gag and spit at www.fastfoodfever.com.

Leet War 2: Either you know one or you are one—online gaming addicts. They form teams, bring their computers to LAN parties and get the bejeezus fragged out of them by 14-year-old who call them dorks and homos via headset. But what if gamers fought WW2? *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself. Get pWned at >.

Comments? Michael Citrome