Fake fake fake: Celebrity hardcore porn has become of staple of 21st century onanism, both on the small screen (see Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton and—shudder—Fred Durst) and on the big screen (the naked frolics of Ken Park and the infamous Chloe Sevigny blowjob in The Brown Bunny). This video currently making the rounds features very convincing digital manipulation to insert stars like Winona Ryder, Gwen Stefani and even Julia Louis-Dreyfus into some hardcore porn. Not safe for work, kiddies, at tinyurl.com/9hr3z.

Sick stuff: This site features some of the sickest footage of girls (and boys) around. Hot, dripping action—watch them get all stuffed up. Except the drug of choice here isn’t Viagra, it’s Nyquil. Coeds with Colds might send you running for a box of tissues and give you the kind of feeling that’ll keep you up all night. Watch these young ladies get their medicine—they’re the type to spend the whole day in bed, real sweaty. Get the chills at www.goodiebag.tv/coedswithcolds.

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