From Ellwood City, Pennsylvania, comes another tale of a man conquering his disabilities to prove even the wheelchair-bound can terrorize bar-patrons with a knife and wag a penis at his arresting officers.

John Alan Pounds refused to give up when police escorted him home from a bar he was kicked out of for creating a disturbance. Instead, realizing his electric wheelchair was out of juice, Pounds had his 11-year-old nephew push him back to the bar and then from patron to patron so Pounds could threaten each with a 12-inch knife.

According to the report, Pounds had already been disarmed by patrons before officers arrived, but as they tried to arrest him, Pounds pulled out his penis and "committed a lewd act." He then punched, spat on and tried to bite the cops while claiming to have AIDS.

Two officers incurred minor injuries and Pounds was sent off for a psychiatric evaluation. He faces a plethora of charges ranging from aggravated assault to indecent exposure and corruption of a minor.

» Scott Saxon