Surreal life: Salvador Dali and Luis Buñuel’s 17-minute shock opus Un chien andalou is nearly 80 years old, but its eyeball-slicing, grand piano-hauling, nun-bicycling weirdness is as fresh (and bizarre) today as it was then. You can download a high-quality MPEG video of the film and horrify (and edify) your friends and roommates who think that Fear Factor is extreme. It’s one of a selection of artsy post-modern films by people like Kenneth Anger, Man Ray and Nam June Paik free for the taking at www.ubu.com/film/.

Land of the lost: Dave Chappelle may have popped up at some stand-up clubs with new material, but no one seems to quite know his consistent whereabouts or long-term plans. Fortunately, the Photoshop junkies at Worth1000 have taken it upon themselves to speculate where the comedian is hiding—is he in Disneyland with Tupac? A greeter at Wal-Mart? Maybe he’s serving in Iraq or attempting a career as a Vegas showgirl? Find out Where’s Dave at http://tinyurl.com/az134.

Comments? Michael Citrome