Montrealer closest to hell

Most desirable man

Most desirable woman

Best-dressed Montrealer

Tackiest personality

Best Montreal weirdo

Best politician

Best political/social cause

Loudest activist

Best radio station

Best TV station

Best local radio show

Best local radio host

Best local newscaster

Best local TV personality

Best neighbourhood

Best minority

Best building

Best place to spot celebrities

Best place to have public sex

Nightlife

Best bartender (pls. name bar)

Best waiter/waitress (pls. name bar)

Best watering hole

Best sleazy dive

Best happy hour

Best pickup spot

Best-looking clientele

Best terrasse

Best live venue

Best lounge

Best jazz bar

Best dance club

Best club night (pls. be specific)

Best afterhours

Best rave/party

Best strip club

Best gay bar

Best lesbian bar

Best drag queen

Best pool hall

Best comedy bar

Best standup comedian

Sexiest French pickup line

Best drug

Music

Best musical act

Freakiest local act

Most pretentious local act

Heaviest local act

Best hip hop act

Best club DJ (pls. be specific)

Best electronic act

Best jazz musician

Best singer/songwriter

Best busker

Best local music label

Best local promoter

Film, Arts, etc.

Best local actor

Best local actress

Best local filmmaker

Best play

Best dance company/choreographer

Best spoken word act

Best museum

Best gallery

Best art exhibit

Best author

Best magazine/zine

Best newspaper

Best cartoonist

Best blog

Best fashion designer

Best graffiti crew

Best festival

Consumer madness

Best clothing store (new)

Best vintage clothing store

Best hair salon

Best hair stylist (pls. name salon)

Best tattoo parlour

Best tattoo artist (pls. name parlour)

Best body piercing parlour

Best record store (new)

Best record store (used)

Best stereo store

Best musical instrument store

Best computer store

Best Internet Service Provider

Best cinema (1st run)

Best rep cinema

Best video store

Best bookstore (new)

Best bookstore (used)

Best magazine store

Best comics store

Best bicycle store

Best fitness club/gym

Best swimming pool

Best skate/snowboard shop

Best sports store

Best spa

Best yoga center

Best florist

Best health food store

Best kitsch/antique store

Best travel agency

Best veterinarian

Best sex shop

Best head shop

Chow time

Best cheap eats

Best pricey eats

Best late-night eats

Best breakfast

Best buffet

Best delivery

Best African

Best Caribbean

Best Chinese

Best French

Best Greek

Best Indian

Best Italian

Best Japanese

Best Korean

Best Mexican

Best Middle-Eastern

Best Portuguese

Best Thai

Best Vietnamese

Best bagel

Best barbecued chicken

Best burger

Best falafel

Best fries

Best noodles

Best pizza

Best poutine

Best ribs

Best sandwich

Best seafood

Best smoked meat

Best souvlaki

Best steak

Best vegetarian

Best bakery

Best coffee

Best locally brewed beer

Best desserts/sweets

Best ice cream

Best butcher

Best fishmonger