One might wonder what was more problematic for Fayetteville, Georgia's Michael R. Stevens: the lengthy list of charges he's facing or his wife's reaction.

Taking advantage of the fact that Mrs. Stevens was out of town for a funeral, Michael went drinkin' and frolicking with another woman. His good times turned bad when a patrol officer noticed a wayward golf cart parked on a Fayetteville dock. As the officer approached the cart, Stevens and his lady-friend leapt from the water, butt-nekkid, bounded to the cart and, despite commands to stop, drove off.

When Officer Matthew Carriker finally caught up with the cart, Stevens, doing a poor job of covering himself with a towel, allegedly slurred, "You caught me. I was having sex with my girl and you caught me."

A blood alcohol test showed Stevens to be well-above the legal limit. He was charged with DUI, resisting an officer, public indecency, public intoxication, reckless driving, violation of park hours, driving a golf cart on an unapproved road and driving a golf cart without headlights.

» Scott Saxon