McStalker: Lots of celebrities have stalkers. David Letterman had some lady who kept breaking into his house, Jodie Foster had a guy try to gun down a president to get her attention, and Bob Dylan has that Soy Bomb guy. Now, eerie clown Ronald McDonald has his own obsessed fan - a cute girl in the Philippines who's created her own matching clown costume and documents her life in a photo journal. Be oddly turned on and craving a Big Mac at www.livejournal.com/users/miss_mcdonald/.

Cereal Killer: Did you know that for a brief while in the 1940s, Snap, Crackle and Pop were accompanied by Pow!, a saucer-riding super hero, or that Fruit Brute, a long-discontinued werewolf colleague of Frankenberry and Count Chocula, made frequent appearances in the films of Quentin Tarantino? Topher's Breakfast Cereal Character Guide is an astounding source of some of the least-relevant information out there. Stay soggy in milk at www.lavasurfer.com/cereal-guide.html.

Comments? Michael Citrome