Pranksta paradise: A couple of weeks ago, a bunch of Yale students, dressed up in Harvard Pep Squad T-shirts, smeared themselves with red face paint and handed out 1,800 pieces of red and white construction paper to Harvard fans at a Yale vs. Harvard football game. When it was time to get up and cheer, the unsuspecting Harvard fans hoisted the cards, to spell out a triumphant message "We Suck." Yes, yes, they got it on video at www.harvardsucks.org.

ASC not: For those readers who don't remember those olden days of Dave's World and 16-bit video games, ASCII art might be a bit of a mystery. But decades ago, computer geeks used to draw beautiful, sometimes photo-realistic images with nothing but letters, numbers and other symbols found in the standard DOS character set. ASCIIBABES collects some of the best - alphanumeric portraits of hotties from Aaliyah to Winona. Boot up your 286 to www.asciibabes.com.

Comments? Michael Citrome