Electoral interferrets: Holy heck, election fans, is the Web ever serving up a big platter of anti-Bush wackiness. In the mould of TV Funhouse, this flash cartoon from The Toilet Online features real audio clips of Dubya and acclaimed wildman Gary Busey having a little conversation about 9/11, national policy, ferrets named Jesus and Slasher, campaign funding and anal sex. Yup, it's that subtle. It's called Leave It to Bush. Find out what's in the box at www.thetoiletonline.com/leaveit.htm.

Dubya Masala: While you're at it, check out this webtoon that might come from India or California or something. It's the Heinz Catsup/Saudi Arabia debate, hosted by Ali G and for some reason featuring leisure-suited Bollywood legend Amitabh Bachchan, who's made so many movies you have to express it in scientific notation. Dubya is Dick Cheney's handpuppet, literally, and there's an eerie resemblance to the Hypnotoad from Futurama. Oh yeah, and there's singing and dancing at www.badmash.org/dishoom.php.

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